I overheard my wife talking on the phone to her mother and finally understood why she had really married me.
“Tom, have you seen my blue folder with all the documents? Im sure I left it on the dresser, but now there are just your magazines there,” Sarah asked, flipping through the papers in the hallway, glancing nervously at the clock. She only had forty minutes before her important meeting, and the traffic in central London already looked horrendous on her satnavred lines snaking everywhere. She loathed being late. Fifteen years as Finance Director in a major construction firm had ingrained punctuality into her very bones.
I came out of the kitchen, chewing on a ham sandwich. I was wearing the same navy blue velour lounge suit Sarah had gifted me for my last birthday; it really brought out the blue in my eyes, she always said. At thirty-two, I kept myself in good nick: trim, fresh, with a trendy haircut. Sarah, just turned forty-three last month, sometimes seemed uncomfortable next to me, despite her expensive creams, visits to beauticians, and regular gym sessions.
“Dont panic, love,” I smiled and walked over, brushing crumbs from my chin. “I moved ityou know me, cant resist a tidy shelf. Put it in the cupboard so it wouldnt get dusty. Ill fetch it now.”
I jogged to the wardrobe and handed her the folder.
“Thank you, darling!” Sarah kissed me on my cheek, still scented with aftershave. “What would I do without you? Right, Im off. Dinners in the fridgeheat it up if you get hungry. Ill be late audit starts soon.”
“Good luck, my queen!” I called after her as she dashed out.
Sarah smiled at her reflection in the lifts mirror. She couldnt believe her luck. Three years ago, after a bitter divorce from her first husbandwhod drained her dryshed sworn off new relationships. Then I turned up: younger, ambitious, admittedly not hugely successful (just a manager at a car showroom), but attentive. Flowers for no reason, breakfast in bed, compliments Her friends would whisper behind her back: “Poor match, hes with you for your money and the flat.” But Sarah brushed it off. How could someone fake that sparkle in the eyefor three years running?
She settled into her SUV, tossed the folder to the passenger seat, and started the engine. Then she spotted the dry-cleaning bag shed forgotten to drop off yesterday. Her spare work phone was in the coat pocketexactly the one the auditors were supposed to ring.
“Damn,” she said aloud.
She had to kill the engine and head back inside. The lift crawled upwards, agonisingly slow. Sarah opened the door quietlyshe didnt want to disturb me again, knowing I was about to start some project on my laptop.
As she entered the hallway, Sarah heard my voice from the lounge. I was talking loudly, pacing about.
“Mum, will you stop nagging? I told you, everythings going to plan!” I was clearly fed up; my tone was nothing like five minutes ago.
Sarah froze, hand halfway to her coat hook. The voice was unfamiliar, almost hostile. She knew eavesdropping was wrong, but couldnt move.
“What does it matter what she wants?” I continued. “Are you listening, Mum? Im not an idiot. Ive been putting up with that old cow for three yearsnot about to blow it over some holiday cottage.”
Sarah felt her breath catch. “Old cow”? Was I talking about her?
“Yeah, Mum, I can last a bit longer,” I laughed, an ugly scraping sound to Sarah. “If you saw her without all the makeup, youd knowno amount of injections can help her. Every night when I go to bed, I just pretend Im at work. I should get paid extra for itmilk ration included!”
Sarah pressed her hand to her mouth, fighting back a scream. Tears spilled, ruining her mascara. She wanted to barge in, throw me out, but something cold and furious held her stillshe needed to hear everything.
“But soon itll pay off, Mum,” I said, dreamy. “She let slip yesterday shes planning to sign over the country houseout in Ascot, you remember. Says its a gift for our anniversary. You know how much that place is worth? I rang an agent alreadyif I sell, well have enough for your flat in central London, money for my own business, and still plenty to get well away. As for Sarah shell cry a bit, but shell get over it. Tough woman, shell earn more.”
Someone must have asked a question on the other end, because I started defending myself:
“I dont feel sorry for her, Mum! Remember her stuck-up face at your birthday, turning her nose up at the homemade salads? Mayonnaise is unhealthy, cholesterol. Proper snob. Sometimes I hate her, it grates on me. Especially when she keeps telling me to grow, read more. Bah!”
Sarah slumped to the floor, dizzy. Three yearsthree years of lies. Every “I love you,” every hug or bouquetjust investments. Id simply waitedfor the jackpot. The country house, her fathers legacy, really was worth a fortune; shed actually been thinking of transferring it into my name so I wouldnt feel like a hanger-on. What a fool shed been.
“Alright, Mum, Ill go. She could come back, probably forgot somethingairheaded as ever. Ill call you tonight when shes asleep. Love you, always. Youre the only woman Id go through all this crap for.”
Footsteps shuffled towards the kitchen. Sarah, gathering herself, slid out of the flat without a sound and pulled the door gently shut behind her.
Now in the hallway, she leaned her forehead against the cold wall. Her heart hammered in her throat; she shook with adrenaline. What should she dostorm back in? Cause a scene? Id just lie, twist the story, say she misunderstood or I was joking, maybe claim I was talking about my boss. No, with people like me, emotion was pointless.
Sarah wiped her face with her expensive coat sleeve. She was a Finance Directorcalculating, strategic, never striking until the opponent least expected it. I wanted a game? Shed give me one.
She went down to her car, looked at herself in the rearview mirror. Red eyes, mascara everywhere. “Old cow,” she whispered. “Three years Ive put up with it?” Well, Tomwell see who outlasts who.
She didnt go to work. She rang her deputy, faked illness, and asked her to handle the meeting. She herself drove to a little coffee shop on the edge of town, where shed be left alone. She needed a plan.
Sarah came back home that evening as usual, carrying shopping bags and wearing her usual bright smilethough it took everything she had.
I met her at the door, stretching in for a kiss. Sarah steeled herself, offering her cheek and trying not to breathe in my scent. Now, even my colognebought by hersmelled rotten beneath the expensive finish.
“Poor thing, you must be shattered,” I said, taking her bags. “I made dinner. Seafood pasta, just how you like it.”
“Thanks, darling,” Sarah replied, her voice a bit hoarse but steady. “My heads poundingthe office was chaos.”
During dinner, she watched me: how I loaded her plate, poured wine, looked into her eyes with clear, trusting gaze. In her mind rang: “I should get paid for this.”
“Tom,” she began, swirling her wine glass, “Ive been thinking about us a lot today.”
I stiffenedjust for a moment, but she caught the flicker of fear, now looking with new eyes.
“What about, love?”
“About the house in Ascot. Remember our talk?”
My face brightened, a greedy glint that I hurriedly covered with a tender smile.
“Of course. But you know I dont need anything from you. Just being together matters most.”
“Liar,” Sarah thought.
“I know,” she nodded. “But I want to do something important for you. So you feel secure. Im planning to sort out the paperwork next week. Sign the house over to you.”
I almost dropped my fork. I tried to act casual, but my mouth twitched with satisfaction.
“Sarah, thats a huge gesture Are you sure? Maybe dont rush?”
“Im sure. Youre my husband, my partner. Who else would I give it to? Oh, and your mumwould she mind? Perhaps we should invite her to dinner this weekend? Celebrate my decision, go over details. I want her to know how much I value you.”
“Mum?” I beamed. “Shed be thrilled! She always says, Sarahs such a wise woman.”
Sarah lowered her gaze to hide her bitter smile.
“Good. Lets have her round Saturday. Ill cook up something special.”
The next three days were pure torture for Sarah. She had to sleep beside me, suffer my affectionate touches, endure my chatter. But her goal kept her strong. She already had legal advice; she knew her move.
On Saturday, Edith, my mother, arrived dressed to impressruffled blouse, chunky brooch, her usual for big occasions. She radiated sickly sweetness.
“Oh, Sarah dear, youre looking slimmer! You work far too hardyou must take care of yourself. And Tom says youve something to celebrate?”
“I do, Edith, come through,” Sarah welcomed us to the table.
Everything was laid out: roast duck, salads, caviar, fine wine. I fussed over the women, but Sarah saw beneath the facademe, tense, hungry for the main prize: property talk.
Once wed finished the starters and Id poured wine, Sarah tapped her glass for attention.
“My dears,” she began, formally. “I gathered you here today not just for a meal. You are my family, and I want to share my plans.”
I froze, Edith literally stopped breathing, clutching a napkin.
“As you know, I own the house in Ascot,” Sarah continued, her smile razor-sharp. “Tom and I spoke about transferring it.”
“Very wise, Sarah,” Edith jumped in. “A man needs to be master of the house. It strengthens a marriage.”
“I agree completely,” Sarah nodded. “Which is why I met with the solicitor this morning.”
I leaned in, eyes glittering with anticipation.
“And?” I asked, almost holding my breath.
“And I realised something vital,” Sarah paused, theatrically. “In these uncertain times, its foolish to keep all eggs in one basket. So Ive decided not simply to sign the house over to youIve been much more strategic.”
“What do you mean?” My smile faltered.
“I sold the house. This morning. Deals done, and the moneys transferred.”
The silence was so thick you could hear the clock ticking in the hall. Edith gaped, closed her mouth, then tried again.
“Sold it?” I stammered, voice hollow. “But how? Without me? We agreed you said”
“I said Id look into the paperwork,” Sarah fluttered her eyes innocently. “A fantastic buyer showed updouble the market price, but only if I signed immediately. I couldnt let that pass.”
“And the money?” Edith barked, her sweet mask gone.
“Oh, the money!” Sarah smiled, radiant. “I donated itall of itto a charity supporting women affected by domestic abuse and manipulation. Can you imagine? Every penny!”
The crash of a shattered glass pierced the silence. I sprang up, knocking my chair, wine soaking the posh tablecloth like a bloodstain.
“Are you insane?!” I bellowed, face twisted with rage. “What charity? Whose money? Its mine! My house! You promised!”
“Yours?” Sarahs smile disappeared; she looked at me coldly. “When did my fathers legacy become yours, Tom?”
“Sarah, is this a joke?” Edith gasped, clutching her chest. “You couldn’t do this to your family!”
“I couldnt, youre right,” Sarah replied calmly. “But to leechesI certainly can.”
I was shaking, fists balledmy mask totally gone. Before Sarah stood not a loving husband, but a furious, disappointed schemer.
“You you knew all along,” I realised, staring at her. “Were you spying on me?”
“Why bother spying? All I had to do was come back for my phone and hear my darling husband calling me an old cow he puts up with so he can inherit a house. Discussing with mummy how hell sell off everything and run off.”
Edith went pale and shrank into her chair. I was frozencaught out, and I knew it.
“So,” Sarah stood. “The circus is over. I didnt sell the house, or donate money. It was a testand you both failed spectacularly. Or perhaps not spectacularly more like you showed your true colours. Rotten, greedy.”
“You bitch!” Edith shrieked. “You made fools of us! My son gave you the best years of his life! You owe him everything! Who would want you, you old hag?”
“Get out,” Sarah said quietly.
“What?” I blurted.
“Get out of my house. Both of you. Now.”
“This is my home too!” I tried to protest. “Im registered here! Were married! Ill claim my share!”
“My share?” Sarah gave a chilling little laugh. “The flat was bought before our marriage. The cars a company asset. All you own is your underwear and socks. As for the registrationIll have it cancelled in court in no time. But if you dont leave this minute, Ill release a recording of your conversation. Yes, Ive got an entryway camera with a microphoneinstalled two months ago for security. I think your employer and any future partners might find it fascinating to hear just how loving you are.”
That was a bluffthere was no camera. But I didnt know that. The threat of public humiliation, losing my reputation, was greater than greed.
“Get your things, Mum,” I muttered, refusing to look at Sarah.
“But Tom! Were just supposed to walk out?” Edith protested.
“Were leaving, Mum. Come on!”
“Collect your things laterwhen Im not home. Leave the keys with the concierge,” Sarah called after us. “And youve got ten minutes to be gone.”
We left in disgrace. Edith hurled curses, I just sulked, kicking my shoes at the door. Sarah stood watching from the lounge, arms folded, seeing the filth walk out of her life.
When the door clicked shut, Sarah poured herself a full glass of wine. Her hands shook a little, but it was not fearit was adrenaline.
She took a sip, went to the window, and watched as two figures emerged on the street. One large, in a garish coat, the other stoopeda man. They argued, waving their arms.
Sarah drained her glass and laughed, loudly, freely.
“Old cow, am I?” she said to her reflection in the window. “Well, this old cow just saved herself a million pounds and a lifetime of stress. Life is just beginning, Tom. Just beginning.”
The next day she filed for divorce. The proceedings were brisk and uglyfrom my side, at leastI tried to claim whatever I could, even the coffee machine, but the prenuptial (which Sarah had insisted on, despite all my talk of love) and her sharp lawyers left me with nothing.
Sarah changed the locks, redecorated the bedroom (the horrid bed was binned), and finally went to her house in Ascotalone. She sat on the terrace, sipping mint tea, listening to the birds. She was at peacenot lonely. She knew shed never let anyone take advantage again. And if love ever appeared, it would be between equalsnot a disguised transaction.
She decided not to sell the house, after all. Shed keep it, as a reminder: she was the master of her destiny.
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