The Ideal Husband? When One Sentence Shatters a Marriage Built on Indifference
Youre the perfect husband, James,how a single sentence destroyed a marriage steeped in indifference
Charlotte comes home, arms weighed down with two heavy bags. Shes barely through the door when a voice calls out from the lounge:
Youre back at last? Is it six already?
Its seven, she replies, drained, heading to the kitchen.
On the table, three empty teacups reveal a recent visit. Her mother-in-law has clearly popped round, likely with her sister Hannah. Charlotte isnt surprised. Its become routine: unannounced drop-ins, snide remarks about her not being ladylike enough, critical glances, and those unmistakable signs of someone else intruding on her home.
What kept you out so long? Im starving, James calls out, eyes glued to his laptop.
I stopped at Sainsburys. To feed His Majesty, she shoots back sarcastically. But actually, we need to talk.
He ignores her. She approaches, spins his chair to face her, and says quietly:
We need a divorce.
James looks up, stunned:
What? Why?
Because I cant do this anymore.
Charlotte, how about you make dinner first? We can talk after. Im absolutely famished.
No. Were talking now.
Look, you know meI dont drink, I dont go out partying, I dont waste time. I stay home, I work. I bring in enough money. I never ask you for anything. What is it youre missing?
She lets out a bitter laugh:
You live in my flat, you dont pay rent or billsI handle everything. Shopping, cleaning, cookingstill me. So whats the use of your money?
Umm… I bought myself a jumper. I paid for a game update. I send some to Mum and Aunt Hannah occasionally. Thats normal, isnt it?
Of course. Completely normal. Except that I asked you to hang up the laundry before I left this morning. Still sitting in the washer.
I was on a break…
You know, doing something different actually counts as rest too.
But I dont know how. Mum and Hannah never let me near the cooker or the hoover.
I know. You dont know how to do anything. How convenient, isnt it? Well, from today, if youre hungry youll have to sort yourself out. Im not cooking anymore. Some friends have invited me for coffeeI was going to decline, but actually, I think Ill go. Good luck.
She gets up, hangs the wet clothes, gestures sharply towards the kitchen, and leaves. At the café, glass of wine in hand, her phone vibratesher mother-in-laws number flashes on the screen. She silences it and turns the phone face-down.
When she returns, Denise Harrison is waiting in the flat.
Charlotte! What on earth are you thinking?! A divorce?! Do you know what kind of man youve got?! They dont make men like him anymore! He doesnt touch a drop, doesnt stray, never leaves socks all over the place! Women would kill to be in your shoes!
Charlotte regards her steadily:
You talk about him as if youre describing a well-trained dog. He doesnt do anything wrongthats all you can list. Can you tell me a single thing he does right? For me?
He has a job.
So do I. Only difference is, I sweep, I wash, I iron, I cook, lug heavy bags, pay for everythingfor both of us. And what does he do?
He buys you presents! I know, I help him pick them! Hampers, all sorts.
Oh yes, thats how I wound up with a foot soak tub for Christmas and a woolly scarf for my birthday.
You were hoping for gold, were you? her mother-in-law scoffs.
A voucher for the spa or a weekend by the seaside wouldnt have gone amiss. But no, its always a scarf. And indifference. And that old I dont know how. Im done mothering him.
Thats just how men are here. In our house, the blokes dont do those things.
Exactly. You raised a man who expects everything on a plate. And hes fine with it. But Im not.
But couldnt you give it another go before splitting up? Teach him…
Sorry. I dont fancy teaching a grown man how to be a grown man. Ive tried. For eighteen months. Im finished. Pack his thingsyoull both leave for wherever suits you. Im not being awful. Just exhausted.
Half an hour later, a taxi is parked outside the flat.
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