“Go to Your Mum,” Said My Father-in-Law

Go to your mum, my future father-in-law said.

So, you two know each other? I asked.

No I mean, yes well, sort of My fiancé, William, stammered after a pause.

But Id already pieced it together: this was the great love William always avoided mentioning.

Mary, guess what? I think Im getting married! Dad said, his voice full of delight over the phone. Whats wrong with that?

Youre a grown woman, and youve got a splendid and reliable chap my soon-to-be son-in-law!

Mums been gone for ten years now, and its been dreadfully lonely on my own, he said. Besides, its tough running a house without a woman around.

And Elizabeths lovely, youll like her for sure! I think you two could become great friends!

Then, a bit awkwardly, Dad added, Shes almost your age!

So, almost how much younger is she than you? I quipped, remembering Dads perennial popularity with women.

Frankly, it was no surprise he was remarrying. He stayed single far too long, considering how women flocked to him, young or old. Even elderly ladies straightened themselves up when he passed, tossing away their sticks, and the younger women always smiled and tried to look their best.

Women just loved him, whatever their ages.

And the name Elizabeth well, it wasnt unfamiliar to me. That was also Williams exs name, the one he never liked to talk about.

Had his mother not let it slip at our first meeting So, are you planning to marry my son for real, or will you run off like Liz did? I might never have known. Their love story was something out of a novel or so his mother claimed.

Turns out, Williams girlfriend left him. Yes, left William!

And why? Who leaves a man with brains, looks, money, and a perfect temperament?

But she left, all the same.

William had said that they parted by mutual agreement differences in character, life vision, and so on.

If not for his mothers slip-up… or maybe it wasnt a slip after all?

Odd, really. William had never actually married Elizabeth, though they lived together for three years, just like we do now. Then bam, she was gone!

And it took you three years to figure out you didnt get along? Id once asked him.

Sometimes it takes a lifetime, William answered philosophically.

Did she cheat on you? I probed, knowing he could never do the same.

No.

Did she demand the impossible, moan about your wages, do nothing around the house?

No, no issues there.

Then what? Didnt your mum like her?

We just didnt work out!

How exactly? I pressed, worried Id share the same fate. It was important to know what had driven them apart.

Different holidays? Hobbies? I threw out possibilities.

No, not really.

Then why did she leave?

Who knows! he snapped, suddenly irritable. Honestly, why are you going on about this? Were fine! Why dig up the past?

And so, I stopped digging. After all, we really were happy. The wedding was in a month; our notice was in. His mother seemed to like me.

Dad soon invited us round to meet his new partner. Theyd also put in the notice at the registry office. When the door opened, there stood a charming woman, not yet thirty-five, at least twenty years younger than my father.

Id just turned thirty myself; William was in his early forties. Both couples looked a good match!

You? William blurted out, looking at Dads fiancée. She was younger than him.

So, you two know each other? I repeated, narrowing my eyes.

Well sort of William mumbled.

But it was all clear now: she was The Ex. The infamous Elizabeth.

Did you plan this? William asked her after a pause.

What are you on about? Elizabeth replied, bewildered.

This wedding farce! he clarified.

What do you mean farce? Mind your words! she shot back sharply. What performance? Why ever?

Oh, isnt it obvious? To get revenge on me and my mum! You wormed your way into Marys dads life, didnt you? Making a lonely man fall for you well within your abilities!

Are you even listening to yourself? Elizabeth retorted coolly. Why would I care about you and your mum? Id forgotten you by the next day! Why would I want payback?

Dont lie to me! William shrieked.

I watched, amazed, as my fiancé usually calm, clever, and kind morphed before my eyes, his face blotchy, saliva spraying with every shout. He even seemed to shrink before us. Does this really happen?

Apparently, yes.

Napping, but you awaken properly now! as my grandad used to say. Id never really understood his words, until now.

Dad came in.

So, youve arrived. Well, come along to the table weve been waiting!

Im not going anywhere! William yelled. Not to any blasted table!

Everyone froze, cringing at the outburst, except for William.

Just look at her! he continued, pointing at Elizabeth. Such devious revenge! So cunning and cruel!

This is low, Liz! he whined. Whatll my mum say? Its important to part ways with dignity!

Ahh! Dad finally realised what was going on. So, youre that mummys boy, clinging to her apron-strings into your forties?

You dont know anything! William snapped at my dad.

I know plenty! Dad insisted. Liz told me everything!

Thats just her version! Theres mine and Mums too! William shouted.

Everyone exchanged glances his and mums versions, naturally.

Go on then, lets hear it! Dad said suddenly.

What? William stuttered. Hed been set for dragging out an argument, not presenting his side in full.

Dad, maybe lets leave it, I said quietly, realising nothing good could come of this.

Why not? Dad smiled archly. Might as well hear both sides.

After all, sometimes marriages fall apart. See which way the wind blows!

Go on, son, spill it what did naughty Liz do?

Well William hesitated, she always upset Mum

How, exactly? Evidence, please! Dad pressed.

Cooked unhealthy meals! Mum always gave me nutritious food!

Oh, were you all living together? How did your mum know the food was bad?

I told her! We called every day and I

How didnt I guess? Dad interrupted, smirking. Go on, what else?

She got upset when I spent weekends with Mum! William explained.

And was she supposed to be delighted? Dad needled.

Yes, obviously! She loves me, she should love Mum too! And Liz ignored Mums advice. Mum only wanted the best!

William continued, listing ever more nitpicky grievances. Through it all, Elizabeth stood silent, unmoved.

I felt like I was dreaming everything looked different now, in a rather sorry light. I hadnt seen Williams true nature before. Maybe he and his mum were putting on an act before the wedding, so I wouldnt run away.

At forty, he shouldve had a family by now, but now it was all clear.

The entire debate took place in the hallway; we never did reach the dining table. Emotions ran too high.

If only William had contained himself, things might have gone differently. I might have married him.

But he didnt. For better or worse? As Grandad said, God steers us right.

We all fell silent until Dad said, Right. So what next? Liz was tricky with your mum once, but thats ancient history! She has nothing to do with you now.

Let it go, William. Move on, give us all some peace. Shes got her own life, youve got yours. Your weddings soon why waste energy on this?

Lets behave decently, shall we? Dad continued. Surely, weve better things to talk about than rehashing old mud.

As the song goes: Lets not see the small and petty in the mirror.

Dad, for all the awkwardness, was doing his best to smooth things over. Somehow, anyhow. But William was set on a stand-off, a word straight from Grandads vocabulary.

How am I supposed to tell Mum that Liz is marrying your dad?

With words, William, I said, finally finding my voice. Use your mouth, like everyone else.

You dont understand! he cried, glaring at me as though I was utterly dense. Liz will come to our wedding with your dad!

So? all three of us replied.

Mum wont like it! he said sullenly.

Well then, Mum doesnt have to come! Dad replied, cool as ever. Well survive, I think, girls?

We both nodded, me and Liz.

What do you mean, Mum doesnt have to come? William asked, horrified.

So who shouldnt come? Dad bit back, with a hint of sarcasm. Never mind, I know: Liz, right?

Well, yes, said William.

Dont you think you and your mum might snap from all this, son-in-law? Dads tone was cold, his patience ended.

I suddenly saw everything so clearly. Liz ought to have left William much earlier.

So, you wont give in? William said in a flat voice.

Give in to what?

Well, negative associations and all. Best we dont meet at all!

Spot on! Thats the answer, after all, Dad beamed. Lets make life simple shall we, Mary?

I nodded numbly, realising the party was over and that Dad would do the kindest thing: ask William to leave. With his mother.

Right, then, Dad said, calm as ever. Off to your mum, William. Marry her if youd like, and be happy!

William didnt reply nothing left to say. He hadnt expected to be thrown out, much less with his mum. But he couldnt forgive this: his mother wouldnt either.

Are you chucking me out? William tried, one last time.

You gave us no choice, mate, Dad smiled, unruffled. Cutting ties is for the best. Well all be healthier for it!

William hadnt expected this. Hed pictured Liz being thrown out, not him and his mum after all, they were the real victims here!

I kept quiet, looking away, agreeing with Dad more than ever.

To be honest, my love for William had taken a real battering after this. Guilt and shame gnawed at me. Give it a little more I might have exploded.

Elizabeth was quiet, supporting Dad.

Once William left, casting one last, meaningful glance my way Are you really going to let them ruin our happiness? If I go, youll be alone! Just kick Liz out, and itll all be fine! we all sat down at the feast-table, which by now seemed a cruel joke. One happy marriage was already over before it began.

Actually, counting Liz, it was the familys second failed wedding. Lets hope Dad and Liz make a better go of it.

My mood was utterly foul. Id hit rock bottom.

Dont worry, Mary: rock bottoms a great place to push off from, Dad offered. Besides, you werent at rock bottom yet if youd married William, he and his mum wouldve dragged you down for good. Now, youre free!

Yeah, I said, glumly. My dreams and this wedding were in tatters. At my age, a wedding means everything.

Heartbreaking, but not fatal.

Thank goodness you didnt tie the knot or have a baby with him! Dad concluded. His mum would have devoured you!

Absolutely, agreed Liz, who, after all, knew what she was talking about.

So we all toasted: to freedom from fetters, chains, spells all of it!

And to love. Or was it? Well, he surely loved his mum thats proved. As for the rest of us, who knows?

Some questions are best left unanswered. So, be happy, William with your mum, naturally.

If you can. Thats another question altogetherI watched Williams taillights vanish through the rain-blurred window, a strange mixture of grief and liberation pulsing through me. Dad and Liz spoke quietly at the tablealready in their own orbitleaving me suspended between the life I almost had and the one that might now be possible.

A silence hung, uncertain, until Dad reached across and squeezed my hand, his warmth reassuring, steady. You know, its not wrong to start again, he murmured. Even for us old foolsor for you.

Liz caught my eye, finally smiling a real smile. Wed love you to stand with us for our wedding, if youre up for it. Family comes in all shapes, Marysometimes after a few false starts.

Something inside mea years-long tightnessunclenched. The future was a blank page again, frightening and bright. I looked at Liz, so beautiful and unexpectedly gentle, and at Dad, determined as ever to chase happiness wherever it bloomed. Suddenly, I saw myself not as someone left behind, but as someone set free to choose.

So I raised my glass and held it high, my voice steady for the first time that night. To new families, however they come. To second chances, and fresh stories. And to brave women everywherewho learn when to say yes, and when to walk away.

Laughter flickered, light as a promise. Through the window, beyond rain and vanished expectations, I glimpsed the unmistakable shimmer of tomorrow.

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